Jeff: It’s true, at more than 10,700 square feet this store will be incredible. My wife asked me why I’ve been studying the Hu dialect over breakfast and checking flights to Pudong International Airport and I had to tell her it’s for the podcast.
James: I’ll miss you, old buddy.
Jeff: PLEASE, I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE LEGO BATMAN FILM YET!
James: Sorry. Would it make you feel better if I put the cutlass down?
Jeff: Yes. But nothing can make me feel better than the LEGO Batman teaser trailer.
James: How about a second LEGO Batman trailer?
Jeff: There is nothing in the known universe that can make me happier.
Jeff: Those are lovely. I can feel my tension melt away. Can we watch the LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens gameplay trailer? I wouldn’t mind chilling out to that and letting my mind drift while I imagine the fun of exploring the Star Wars universe –
James: Plus all the shooting you get to do!
Jeff: WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS? I HAVE A FAMILY!
James: OK, how did this blunderbuss get in my hands? I’m so sorry, Jeff.
Jeff: If I didn’t know better I might start to suspect you are in fact part of a LEGO crime ring.
James: You can’t pin anything on me, man.
Jeff: It could be the perfect crime! Think of the sets, the glory, the dozens of dollars!
James: It’s not hard to see why those nice little birds are so angry. I think I’d also be displeased at being catapulted into a low-flying single prop aircraft or flung at a place known as Pig City. Life is hard for those angry little birds.
James: It’s a trap! You’re trying to lull me into the world’s happiest coma! Where is my blunderbuss? Where is my cutlass? Where is my crew of renegade pirates when you… Oh, It’s just lovely. I could watch this thing all day…